I *HEART* These Things: Japanese Toilets

Warm seat. Two different types of wash, all warm water. Customizable. Especially inexpressibly helpful for women. Just my size. It's the Japanese Toilet that I thought would be intimidating (and I did bend down and stare at it for a good 20 seconds before I sat on it the first time), but it's the best thing since....well I can't say and I've been trying to come up with what is this good. My answer is NOTHING. It's in a class of its own.
On the flipside, I'm wondering what Japanese people feel when they meet the cro-magnon American toilet.